Last one I promise..
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Just one more anti joke...
Two guys walk into a bar. They are now both in the emergency room with slight concussions.
I love anti jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn’t been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he’s sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy’s faces when they walked into that village and… oh Jesus. He...
Bitches need to chill…
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
there is a fine line between like ‘hey I want to go out with you’ and ‘hey I’m...– Alex Gaskarth (via americanhustler)
i would love to be a cat.
alyce-lost-in-wonderland: “I WILL NAP….HERE”
Goodbye is such a terrible thing, please don’t let it happen again.
Destroy what destroys you.
Seeing an empty swing set..
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